Internet Marketing - Watch Out for the
Cannibals Once you have
ventured far enough into the Internet jungle, encountered and successfully
survived meeting several lions, tigers, bears and sneaky snakes, the next thing
you have to worry about are the (gasp!) cannibals! When you first
meet a cannibal, he will look, speak and act just like any other normal
Internet business person. There won’t be a bone stuck through his nose. He
won’t be carrying a spear or poison darts. He will be carrying....are you ready
for this?......Software! That’s right....I said...Software. These cannibals
have a particular fondness for newbies. They are easier marks than those who
have been successfully living and thriving in the Internet jungle for awhile.
Newbies aren’t near as apt to ask the right questions before being bullied into
purchasing software. I’m sorry to say
that newbies easily become software junkies. The become addicted to the stuff.
If you show a newbie a piece of software that promises to lighten his work load
or make him more successful or make his computer run better or faster, he is
almost always interested. The Cannibals know this....they depend on it. You, as a
newbie, must recognize your software addiction and try to control it. It can
not only cost you a ton of money, it can be downright dangerous. Do you know what
the acronym TUS stands for? You don’t? I’ll tell you. It stands for Totally Useless Software
(TUS)...and the jungle is full of cannibals pushing it. You DO need some
software programs...there isn’t any doubt about it. For example: You must have
some kind of word processing program on your computer. The software that
supplies this word processing ability, however, can be so bloated with un-needed
features that all it does is eat up your computer resources. You will have paid
a lot of bucks out for features that you do not need now and will most likely
never need. The basic software is useless but the glut of added features makes
most of it totally useless. You can spend a
lot of money on software that just simply won’t help you to achieve your goals.
You can even spend real hard-earned money on such foolishness as singing happy
faces....no kidding. You can buy
software that will supply you with line charts, graphs, pie charts, etc. that
have absolutely no discernable use. They might look really impressive but they
don’t mean anything. But, hey, you
might like a lava lamp icon on your task bar. Or, maybe you believe that there
is software out there that can keep the evil spirits from invading your
computer. If you do, maybe you should consider another line of work. Besides TUS
there are cannibals that will try to sell you pirated software. Everybody loves
a bargain! There are no two ways about it...deep discounts are very, very
attractive. This is another thing that the cannibals are well aware of. Many very useful
and needed pieces of software are often pirated. Programs like Adobe Photoshop or Microsoft Word are
particularly vulnerable. It is illegal to sell pirated software but it is
equally illegal to buy pirated software if you can reasonably believe that it
has been pirated or stolen. Here are a list
of things that can help you determine if the jungle cannibals are trying to
sell stolen software:
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